1 00:00:06,092 --> 00:00:07,746 Wow. I can't believe 2 00:00:07,789 --> 00:00:10,749 you sleep in a bed every night. 3 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:15,797 Ooh, a girl could really get used to this pillow business. 4 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,582 Yep, I could've used one. 5 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,975 God, hey, would you mind 6 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:22,108 rubbing this knot in my shoulder, Nancy? 7 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,979 Hey, hey, hey. 8 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,372 You know the rules. 9 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,244 This is a fake relationship, 10 00:00:27,287 --> 00:00:30,943 so I am not rubbing any of your man parts. 11 00:00:30,986 --> 00:00:33,206 I mean, technically, everyone has shoulders. 12 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,121 Ooh, now how about we head downstairs 13 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:38,342 and get that living butler to make us something to smell 14 00:00:38,385 --> 00:00:39,560 for breakfast? 15 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:40,648 You mean Sam? 16 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,085 She's actually a writer 17 00:00:42,128 --> 00:00:43,999 and a small business owner, she's not our butler. 18 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,219 Oh, okay, okay. 19 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,047 Too good to be a butler. 20 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,832 You know, when I was alive, women couldn't even be a butler. 21 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,444 You could be a wench, a midwife or a whore. 22 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,229 Oh, well, that's not something 23 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,623 I feel particularly compelled to follow up on. 24 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,853 Oh, that's Bela. She'll be here in an hour. 25 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,987 And now you'll probably explain to a room full of ghosts 26 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:16,380 who Bela is. 27 00:01:16,423 --> 00:01:18,817 I mean, was curious, yes. 28 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:20,079 Bela's Jay's sister. 29 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,515 She lives in Boston, she's coming to visit. 30 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,387 - Oh. - Oh, must be nice. 31 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:25,693 All my sisters died before the age of two. 32 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,305 Damn, Isaac, we ain't even smelled our morning coffee yet. 33 00:01:28,348 --> 00:01:30,394 Bela's boyfriend broke up with her last week, 34 00:01:30,437 --> 00:01:32,265 so she's coming to stay to clear her head. 35 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,919 How is she doing now, Jay? 36 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:36,791 I talked to her a few days ago, and she's still really down. 37 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,750 Oh, that's great. Excuse me? 38 00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:40,273 No, I mean, it's awful. 39 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,753 It's just, you know, 40 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:44,059 I excel in helping girlfriends get over breakups. 41 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,497 I hope she really likes the Legally Blonde franchise, 42 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,586 'cause that is gonna be a big part of her next 48 hours. 43 00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:51,893 Okay, let's just try not to act too excited. 44 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,199 Sorry, sorry. 45 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,505 It's just, I thought this could be a chance 46 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,115 for she and I to finally bond. 47 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,030 Look, I don't have siblings, 48 00:01:58,073 --> 00:02:00,380 so when you and I got married, I thought Bela and I 49 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,730 could become sisters, but that hasn't happened. 50 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,167 Excuse me, 51 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,734 but in what room will this Bela be sleeping? 52 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,954 Oh, right. Well, I guess one of you guys 53 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:10,564 will have to give up your room for the weekend. 54 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,828 Sorry. Okay. 55 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:16,004 I have plan. 56 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,702 Thor, we can't kill Bela. 57 00:02:17,745 --> 00:02:19,921 It's not what I was 58 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,706 going to say, but, uh, 59 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:25,188 give Thor a moment to think of what I was going to say. 60 00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:27,538 Not kill. 61 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,279 Troops, 62 00:02:29,322 --> 00:02:31,150 Samantha has informed us that one of us will be required 63 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:34,022 to forfeit our rooms. 64 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,241 Can't the sister just take the empty bedroom? 65 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,547 We offered that, 66 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,245 but Samantha is aware of the mold and the draft. 67 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,291 You got to sell the view. When I was pushing penny stocks, 68 00:02:41,334 --> 00:02:42,857 you think I emphasized the risk? 69 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,642 No, you shine that turd. 70 00:02:44,685 --> 00:02:45,991 I call not it. 71 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:47,384 Is unbreakable oath. 72 00:02:47,427 --> 00:02:49,386 Oh, please, that is how children make decisions. 73 00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,083 But also, not it. 74 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:53,128 Trevor is the most recently dead, let him take it. 75 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:55,653 Ooh, that's how we divvied things up in the first place. 76 00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:58,873 This time we do it in reserve order of seniority. 77 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,789 Thor not like this. This is bad outcome for Thor. 78 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:07,491 The sanctity of my room will not be... 79 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:08,970 Hey! Hey! Guys! 80 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,972 I can't stand to watch you fight. 81 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,452 I will take the room. Oh. 82 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,193 - You sure, Pete? - Yeah. You know, 83 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,281 a little mold never hurt anybody. 84 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,456 It'll be like camping. 85 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,415 Then it's settled. Thank you, Pete, 86 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:19,677 for your sacrifice, and for your sake, 87 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,026 I hope that the rain holds out 88 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:22,375 so you don't have to deal with that pesky leak. 89 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,290 Uh? Oh, sorry, 90 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,118 the-the-- there's a leak in there now? 91 00:03:26,161 --> 00:03:27,815 Be even more like camping. 92 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,121 - True. - Nature. 93 00:03:29,164 --> 00:03:32,037 Nature. Yay! 94 00:03:36,302 --> 00:03:37,738 Okay, that must be her. 95 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,175 Let the girl bonding begin. 96 00:03:42,482 --> 00:03:44,658 LL Uncool Jay. 97 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:45,746 'Cause that never gets old. 98 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,400 Hey. 99 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:50,011 Hey. - Hey, Sam. 100 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,100 Hi. Oh, I don't need a nickname, 101 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,189 but Manhattan Sam Chowder could be something 102 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,713 if you're looking for one. 103 00:03:55,756 --> 00:03:57,758 What? You mean New England? 104 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,107 Manhattan is a soup, as well. 105 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:02,850 It's also where I lived, so it's tomato-based. 106 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,244 This is painful. 107 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:08,073 Yeah, I can't watch this. 108 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:10,118 Oh, this place is epic. 109 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,729 Okay. 110 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,905 It is so good to see you guys. 111 00:04:13,948 --> 00:04:15,341 It's good to see you, too. 112 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,343 I wish it could have been under better circumstances. 113 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,693 Oh, but don't worry. I have the perfect night planned 114 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,608 to help you get over that jerk. 115 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:24,524 Oh, guys, it's cool. I'm so over him. 116 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:25,482 What's that? 117 00:04:25,525 --> 00:04:27,397 - I met someone new. - Already? 118 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,399 - Wow. - So you don't need, like, 119 00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:30,835 any cheering up at all, huh? 120 00:04:30,878 --> 00:04:32,271 That's great. 121 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,229 There goes that plan. 122 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:35,622 Yeah, I set my dating profile 123 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,581 to the Hudson Valley a couple days ago, 124 00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:39,800 'cause I knew I was gonna be up here, and then boom, 125 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,063 I matched with this insanely hot guy. 126 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,848 We've been messaging, 127 00:04:43,891 --> 00:04:45,415 and we're really vibing. 128 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:46,416 Do you want to see him? 129 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:47,852 Yeah, sure. 130 00:04:47,895 --> 00:04:50,942 Oh, dang. I got to stop leaving my house on 17%. 131 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:53,074 Well, I'm gonna drop my bags and grab a charge. 132 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,162 I'll show you the way. 133 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:59,124 Sorry Jay's sister's not devastated, Sam. 134 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:02,083 Yes, we are here for you. 135 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,607 Thanks, guys. 136 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,306 So, you just gave away our pillow palace 137 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,395 to some rando's sister? 138 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,223 It's not some rando. It's Jay. 139 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:13,312 Who the hell's Jay? 140 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,183 - Sam's husband? - Huh? 141 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,360 The living butler's husband? 142 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:20,754 Oh, face it, Pete. You're a pushover. 143 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,190 Because I gave in on one little thing 144 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,323 in the interest of house harmony? 145 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,326 You didn't give in on one thing. You give in on everything. 146 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,675 You told me yourself 147 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,677 you never get to pick the movie on movie night. 148 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,375 - Well, that's true. - And you're 149 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:34,986 always the caboose - in the massage train. - I mean, 150 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:38,032 - someone's got to be. - Why can't it be a circle, huh? 151 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:41,340 That way, everyone gets their man parts rubbed. 152 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:44,430 Again, shoulders - are not specific to men. - You start 153 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,171 standing up for yourself 154 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:47,651 and get our room back, 155 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:51,089 or I will tell everyone our relationship is fake 156 00:05:51,132 --> 00:05:54,397 and that you have a huge crush on Alberta. 157 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,311 You know, there's a certain irony 158 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,923 to you strong-arming me into being less of a pushover. 159 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:01,447 That did not escape me, Pete. 160 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,929 Housekeeping. 161 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,542 And we are charged. Do - you want to see the guy? Oh. 162 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,065 - Yes, please. - Okay, now, 163 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,589 he's not my normal type. He comes off 164 00:06:12,632 --> 00:06:14,460 as this, like, douchey finance bro. 165 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,722 And he is a little, 166 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,246 but he's also, like, really sensitive. 167 00:06:19,726 --> 00:06:21,728 Damn, Bela! 168 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,688 - Get it, girl. This dude is hot. - Right? 169 00:06:25,732 --> 00:06:27,386 Oh, my God. 170 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,434 He's really something. 171 00:06:31,477 --> 00:06:32,870 I can explain. 172 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:41,444 Look, I don't see what's wrong. I mean, that guy seems great. 173 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:43,402 Not to mention, so dreamy. 174 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:44,969 - Wow. That's so kind. - No. 175 00:06:45,012 --> 00:06:47,406 I don't want another word out of you unless it's explaining 176 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,538 why my sister-in-law was chatting 177 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:49,974 to a guy with your profile picture. 178 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:51,845 Whose picture? The guy in the photo, 179 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:53,760 Trevor? 180 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,502 No pants? The one who keeps hitting on you? 181 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:59,374 How come you never told me - about those cheekbones? Okay, 182 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,551 - starting to warm up to this guy. - You. 183 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:03,944 Just out with it. What the hell is going on? 184 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,773 I may have made myself - a dating profile. - What? 185 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,994 - How? - Well, it all started a few months back. 186 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:12,605 I was minding my own business, hoping I might get lucky 187 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,607 and see a painter fall off his ladder. 188 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,696 When you've been dead 20 years, it's the little things 189 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,045 that really keep you going. 190 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,873 - Please get to the point. - Right. Anyway, 191 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:23,660 he took a break, and nothing prepared me for what I saw next. 192 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,228 So many women. 193 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,056 So many varieties. 194 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,189 Short women. Tall women. Platinum blondes. 195 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:34,192 Dirty blondes. Strawberry blondes.This is painful. 196 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:35,498 The humble craftsman 197 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:38,152 had shown me a brave new world, 198 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,241 and I knew right away that I wanted in. 199 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,722 So, for the next month, I studied. 200 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:46,465 I learned how to download apps. I asked all the right questions. 201 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,249 Oh, what a cute little stinker. 202 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,469 How exactly did you save that? 203 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,167 - In detail. - Oh, it's easy. 204 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:56,344 You just press down, and the menu pops up, and... 205 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:57,824 Interesting. 206 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,435 And eventually I was ready to put my plan 207 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:01,872 into action. 208 00:08:05,092 --> 00:08:06,790 He used the kitchen iPad. 209 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,532 I knew we needed a better password than 1234. 210 00:08:09,575 --> 00:08:11,142 You're right. I should have anticipated 211 00:08:11,185 --> 00:08:13,536 a ghost catfishing - my sister. - Wait, 212 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:15,233 how did you get a picture of yourself? 213 00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:17,670 It took weeks of sneaking down 214 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,803 night after night, working letter by letter. 215 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:22,370 Sam, I was like Andy Dufresne chiseling 216 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,024 through to a new life with a little rock hammer. 217 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,417 Andy Dufresne? Who's that? 218 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,071 Seriously? Shawshank. Shawshank. 219 00:08:27,114 --> 00:08:28,638 Come on, babe. 220 00:08:28,681 --> 00:08:30,640 Finally, after all that toiling... 221 00:08:32,772 --> 00:08:34,948 ...it was done. 222 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,168 The perfect profile. 223 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:46,525 And then, one fateful night, I started getting matches. 224 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,616 And then two days ago, I matched with Jay's sister. 225 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,487 And then a couple days ago, he matched with Bela. 226 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:55,360 They feel pain when - we pass through them, right? - Jay. 227 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:58,450 Is he seri... 228 00:08:58,493 --> 00:09:00,147 Where are you? 229 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,889 Ooh. Aah! 230 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,674 - Oh! - Did I get him? 231 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,284 Yeah, really good. 232 00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:07,851 I'm sorry. 233 00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:09,722 The only thing that hurts more 234 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,029 than knowing that I died before finding true love 235 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:14,379 is knowing that I died before I could crush it on these apps. 236 00:09:14,422 --> 00:09:16,381 What was your endgame, Trevor? 237 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,296 I just wanted the validation, I guess. 238 00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:19,645 But then Bela showed up at the house, 239 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,126 and I realized those are real people on those apps. 240 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:24,955 Or maybe they're other super motivated ghosts like me, 241 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,391 but that seems less likely. 242 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:28,393 Do you have any idea what you've done? 243 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:29,699 I'm sorry. 244 00:09:29,742 --> 00:09:31,918 It's really lonely being a ghost. 245 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,790 I miss having that connection with someone new, 246 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:36,401 that hope that she might be the one. 247 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,664 I'm never gonna get that again. 248 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,013 Aw. 249 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,667 No! I'm still mad. 250 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:45,236 Ooh, Sam, this is really, really bad. 251 00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:47,412 Bela was so upset when Gabe broke up with her. 252 00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:50,067 Her emoji use was unhinged. 253 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:53,070 If she finds out she was catfished now... 254 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:55,550 Well, you wanted a reason - to cheer her up. No. 255 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,291 I actually wanted to help her 256 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,293 through a normal but difficult situation. 257 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,948 I didn't want her destroyed by some dead frat bro. 258 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,037 Oh, we are going to have to play this 259 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,560 very delicately. 260 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:06,692 I got it. 261 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,738 Trevor has to "move." 262 00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:10,261 Yes. 263 00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:12,002 To somewhere far away 264 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,613 and unappealing. Because she's my sister. I love her. 265 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,615 But she's very thirsty, and she could follow him. 266 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,574 I mean, I saw that jawline. It's like granite. 267 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,141 Love this guy. 268 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,795 Howdy, folks. 269 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,841 This will just take a minute. Wh-What is this? 270 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:27,365 Isaac and I were in the middle of a riveting debate on scarves. 271 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:30,673 You got this, Pete. Just like we practiced. 272 00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:32,805 Listen up, ghosts. 273 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,851 I have spent the last 40 years 274 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:36,722 bending over backwards to compromise 275 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,942 for the sake of house harmony, 276 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,944 but I'm here to tell you I'm done. 277 00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:44,208 I've had it up to my arrow with all of your applesauce. 278 00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:45,600 It's time for Pete 279 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,863 to finally get what he wants. 280 00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:48,212 And he wants 281 00:10:48,255 --> 00:10:50,475 a mold-free room, so one of you 282 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:53,652 is making way for Pete and his girl. 283 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,568 If that's amenable to everyone. 284 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,309 Or even if it's not. 285 00:10:58,352 --> 00:10:59,658 Yeah. Also, 286 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:00,746 I will no longer be the caboose 287 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,965 on the massage train. 288 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,707 I lead it now. I'm the engine. 289 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,882 You hear that? 290 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:08,536 - Let's go. - All right. 291 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:14,020 Well, the moment we all feared has arrived. 292 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,762 Pete's developed a spine. This is 293 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,808 an unfortunate turn of events. 294 00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:20,026 What are y'all talking about? 295 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,332 Pete's finally sticking up for himself, 296 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:22,550 and you think that's a bad thing? 297 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,987 Need I remind you what it was like 298 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,510 before that saint of a man 299 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:27,294 was felled by a little girl's arrow? 300 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,644 No one compromised on anything around here. 301 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,776 Isaac is right. 302 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,473 Pete's spinelessness is 303 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:35,607 the grease that keeps the wheels of our little world turning. 304 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,783 We had people like Pete in Viking society. 305 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,611 We sacrificed them, 306 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:43,310 then gave their blood to please our gods and prevent famine. 307 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,487 They were respected. Dead but respected. 308 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:47,793 Well, 309 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,360 I like this new Pete. 310 00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:51,188 He's got gumption. 311 00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:53,581 And maybe the answer isn't him going back to the way he was. 312 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,670 Maybe the answer is all of us 313 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:59,196 actually learning to compromise for once. 314 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,808 There's got to be - a better way. - That's not happening. 315 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:05,855 Hey, 316 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,465 Bela, what's wrong? 317 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:10,860 Turns out Trevor's a lying piece of trash. 318 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,470 He told me he's moving to Newfoundland, 319 00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:13,993 which sounds made-up. 320 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,039 I told you, we should have gone with Mykonos. 321 00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:18,650 - It could be real. - Mm, yeah. He could've moved there. 322 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,783 Although, obviously, 323 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:24,438 it's too far and cold to visit or follow someone to. 324 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,049 Mm, something's off. 325 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,702 I'm looking this asshat up. 326 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,617 See if he's even who he says he is. 327 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,403 You don't know his last name. How could you even do that? 328 00:12:32,446 --> 00:12:33,839 Oh, I just do a reverse image search 329 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,667 with his profile photo. Oh. 330 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,712 That's so cool that you can do that. 331 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,760 This picture's from an obituary, 332 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,197 and the guy died 20 years ago. 333 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,156 It's the only picture - of me on the Internet. Oh, my God. 334 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,810 Do you know what this means? 335 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,942 I got catfished. 336 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,030 - No. - What? 337 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,075 This is messed-up. 338 00:12:52,118 --> 00:12:53,598 He is not getting away with this. 339 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:56,340 "Hey, doucher, I know you're not real. 340 00:12:56,383 --> 00:13:00,126 And BT dubs, catfishing is so ten years ago." 341 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,519 [iPad chimes]"Who are you? 342 00:13:01,562 --> 00:13:03,521 Some thousand-year-old virgin?" 343 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,093 Bela, wait. 344 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,229 Why does that sound keep coming from your iPad? 345 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,188 Great question. Why don't you hand it over, 346 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,450 and I'll take it to the Genius Bar. 347 00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,104 Unlock the iPad, Jay. 348 00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:24,150 I would, but I-I forgot - the passcode. - Well, luckily, 349 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,631 it's been the same since junior high. 1234. 350 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,377 You're Trevor? 351 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,385 Okay, I am freaking out right now. 352 00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:42,690 Bela, it's not what it looks like. 353 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,344 We just invited you up to the house 354 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,259 because we wanted to cheer you up. 355 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,001 You thought creating Trevor would cheer me up? 356 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,611 - Ew. No. - Oh, no. 357 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,439 You didn't think I could find a real man again, 358 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,746 so you created a fake one to flirt with me 359 00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:57,096 - and compliment my smile. - I really meant that. 360 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,620 And you made up a guy that is exactly 361 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:00,883 everything I'm looking for. 362 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,667 Someone who loves clubbing 363 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,103 and the Hamptons 364 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,062 and jam bands from the late '90s. 365 00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:07,846 We're freaking meant for each other. 366 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,978 That's not what happened. 367 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,241 Then what did happen?I... 368 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,939 don't have a good explanation. 369 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,027 You guys are sick. 370 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,029 I'm packing my bags and leaving. 371 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,946 I mean, we sexted. 372 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,513 Ugh! 373 00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:25,298 I didn't know it had a name. 374 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,650 That's Hetty, Alberta, oh, and me. 375 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,783 Three against one, Thor, you must give up your room 376 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:33,480 to Pete and the filthy one. 377 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,961 Mm-mm. Thor not moving. 378 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,354 But we voted. 379 00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:40,052 Thor not believe in democracy. Oh, 380 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,925 - how convenient. - Fine. I change my vote to Isaac. 381 00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:44,883 - Me, too. - Weasels! 382 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:45,971 All of you. 383 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,407 They're hurting each other's feelings. 384 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,756 I have to put a stop to this. 385 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,236 Oh, here we go. Out of my room! 386 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,718 Spineless Pete worming his way back to the surface. 387 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:56,329 Do you want to know why I compromise, Nancy? 388 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,852 - Yeah. - I'm modeling 389 00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,550 for these people. Yes, 390 00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:01,987 it's been 40 years, and, yes, they're not exactly picking up 391 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,250 what I'm laying down, but I believe in them. 392 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,035 They have good in them. 393 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,254 And eventually they're gonna get there. 394 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,995 And until that time, 395 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,997 I'm gonna keep setting an example. 396 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,653 That's BS. You're just scared of someone not liking you. 397 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:17,307 Oh, yeah? 398 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,004 Yeah, you wimp. 399 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,179 That is enough! 400 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,485 ...powder off your wig. 401 00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:23,748 I cannot take one more minute of your bullying! 402 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,229 You want me to stand up for myself and have a spine? 403 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:29,058 Well, here we go! It is over between us. 404 00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:31,625 I am done listening to you. 405 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,018 So if you have something you want to say to everyone, 406 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,238 - you just go ahead and say it. - Fine! 407 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,767 I'm going back down to the basement 408 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,203 'cause I just broke up 409 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,901 with my very real boyfriend 410 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,904 and, also, 'cause you all suck, 411 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:53,560 and I'd rather be with the cholera pit people. Huh. 412 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,607 Proud of you, Petey. 413 00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:01,394 Now, you listen up good. 414 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,048 I'm taking the moldy room, 415 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,355 and I don't want to hear another word about it. 416 00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:10,360 Yeah. That's what I thought. 417 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,102 Does that mean she's single now? 418 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,147 Bela. 419 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,453 I have nothing to say to you two. 420 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:17,715 No, no, you have to trust 421 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,021 that we weren't trying to hurt you. 422 00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:20,718 It doesn't matter what you were trying to do. 423 00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:23,155 You thought I was so pathetic that the best way 424 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,636 to help me was to concoct some giant lie. 425 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,032 I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive you. 426 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,079 - It was a ghost. - What? 427 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,516 Babe, are you sure - about this? - Look, I know 428 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,996 that this is gonna sound crazy, 429 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,346 but if it has any chance of salvaging this relationship, 430 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,826 I have to come clean. 431 00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:44,959 A few months ago, I fell down the stairs 432 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,788 and I went into a coma. Thank you for the flowers, by the way. 433 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,008 And when I woke up, I could see ghosts. 434 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,837 Trevor died in this house 20 years ago. 435 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,100 And he doesn't wear pants, which may not seem relevant, 436 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,276 but it's something I have to know, and now you do, too. 437 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,886 Anyhow, somehow, 438 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,497 he managed to create a dating profile, 439 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:03,413 and th-the important part of the story is, I see ghosts. 440 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,110 And besides Jay, 441 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,677 you're the only person I've ever told. 442 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,853 I know this must be 443 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,464 difficult to believe, but I sincerely hope you do. 444 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,900 Honestly, Sam, 445 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,554 get help. 446 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602 Bela. 447 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,126 Bela, hold up. 448 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,389 Look, I'm not crazy, 449 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,477 or-or at least I'm not lying. 450 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,523 And I can prove it. Thor, lights. 451 00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:27,741 Sam, chair! 452 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,482 No, get the lights. 453 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,005 Oh, right, yes. 454 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,185 What was that? 455 00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:37,838 Alberta, hum us a tune. 456 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,013 Oh, finally. 457 00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:48,675 Okay, that's a trick. Secret switches, speakers. 458 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,982 - Isaac? - Hmm? What? Oh, uh, you know what? 459 00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:52,636 No, I'll pass. Thank you. Isaac, 460 00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:54,420 - please. - Fine. 461 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,861 Oh! That is nasty. 462 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,733 Okay, it's no picnic - for me, either. Okay, 463 00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:04,169 what is happening? 464 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,605 You just met some of the ghosts. 465 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,739 I can tell you what's in your bag. Pete. 466 00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:13,004 We got a pair of hiking boots. A pair 467 00:18:13,047 --> 00:18:15,267 of hiking boots. A beanie. 468 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,834 Three unread back issues 469 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:18,183 of The New Yorker. Three unread back issues 470 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,054 of The New Yorker. And-- I'm just saying this 471 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,795 to prove a point-- a personal massager. 472 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,320 Oh, why you got to tell me that? 473 00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:26,060 How many fingers am I holding up? 474 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,021 Three. 475 00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,154 Holy crap. 476 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,417 You can see ghosts? 477 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,462 What is personal massager? 478 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,642 So, ghosts don't eat, 479 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,687 but they sleep? 480 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:44,949 And they don't go to the bathroom? 481 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,212 Then what about... you know? 482 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,040 Yeah, surprisingly, that one's a yes. 483 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,607 Wow. And, like, 484 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,478 could a ghost do it with a human? 485 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,480 No. You know what? I'm not there yet. 486 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,874 Please don't tell anyone about this, Bela. 487 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,180 Your secret's safe with me. 488 00:18:58,223 --> 00:18:59,485 Hey, 489 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,271 am I really the only one you've told besides Jay? 490 00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,663 Yeah. Wow, 491 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,231 I can't believe that. That really means a lot. 492 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,278 Kind of makes me feel really close to you. 493 00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,279 Is that stupid? 494 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,889 No, I don't think that's stupid. 495 00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:13,717 You know, I always kind of wanted a sister. 496 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,936 Instead, all I got was this dork. 497 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,025 She made me wear a dress till I was five. 498 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,418 Did you say "sister"? 499 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,290 Yeah, don't be an idiot about it. 500 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,249 Don't you be an idiot about it. Okay. 501 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,946 Jay, I'm doing sister banter. 502 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,252 Nice work, babe. 503 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,385 I'd like to say goodbye 504 00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:30,690 to Bela if I could. 505 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,866 I don't think anybody wants to hear from you. 506 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,433 What? Oh, it's a ghost thing. 507 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,869 You'll get used to it pretty fast. 508 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,784 Trevor's here. He wants a word. 509 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,091 It's okay. I'm willing to hear him out. 510 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,310 Really? 511 00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:42,528 Fine. 512 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,877 Okay, this is gonna be awkward for me, 513 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,357 so I'm gonna leave the three of you to it. 514 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,794 Or however many of you there are. 515 00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:50,797 Okay, Trevor, this better be good. 516 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,712 Bela, I'm sorry I lied to you. 517 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,975 "Bela, I'm sorry I lied to you." 518 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,717 But the connection that we had, that wasn't a lie. 519 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,154 I meant every word that I said. 520 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,722 "I do love your eyes 521 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,463 and your smile." 522 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,769 And your boobs. 523 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,728 You forgot the boobs. Nope. 524 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,121 Just keep going. 525 00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:12,776 I talk a big game, 526 00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,995 but the truth is, 527 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,607 I really did want to find someone to spend my life with, 528 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,913 and I didn't. 529 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,699 Life is way too short. 530 00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,266 I used to think that was 531 00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,703 a dumb thing that people said, but it's really true. 532 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:31,229 Go find yourself someone who's as incredible as you. 533 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,798 Because that's what you deserve. 534 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:36,626 "Because that's what you deserve." 535 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,324 Thank you, Trevor. 536 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,804 Also, please send nudes. 537 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:41,979 And we're done. 538 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:51,597 Captioning sponsored by CBS 539 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,252 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org